DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER Looking for Brian Laundrie? What about BATMAN & RIN-TIN-TIN Joining the CIRCUS!
Gimmee a break here...................This is absurd. RIP
So now they got DOG The Bounty Hunter after this Laundrie dude. WTF are they gonna get next? Maybe BATMAN? How's about Rin-Tin-Tin? I shook Rinny's paw at the NYC/MSG Rodeo waaaaaaaay back in 1957. Beautiful animal he was. I'd love to see his offspring. The next year in 1958 my dad got me to meet TV's Annie Oakley. Its a tie between who was more impressive. This whole f*n case of Gabby's homicide reeks of a TV movie. Why? Look at the circus its become. RIP! Just don't send me the script. Remember, I'm the schmuck who was contacted to do TV's "Jody Arias Story" and turned it down due to it being too exploitative. I kick myself each and every hour for it too. The movie made a fortune on TV. Okay, call me a schmuck. I have SOME scruples! Alright, send me "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre XXV". I'll put my few scruples aside for the money. You know I can't do it in-house, so obviously I'm gonna have to sub-contract it out. I live in The Borderlands. How about a movie on a few "pollos" who live in my neighborhood in their mansions. I'm sure at least one of em goes by the name of "Perro" Manuel or "Gatto" Rodriguez. Contact me, Papi Chulo, to hand their butler & man-servant the script. Damn, doesn't ANYONE make an honest living anymore? You wanna curse me out, please do it in Haitian. I don't speak Haitian. Besides, Pat Robertson is AGAIN prolly preaching and pontificating they deserve being deported because they practice Voodoo. Just like he preaches when they have each earthquake. Anything for fame or money it seems, nowadays.